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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:58
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
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Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
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Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
What are some ways to get sweaty before a concert?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
share office space ...
Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics